Review Responding Agent — Legendary Employee

Hi, I'm Adley. I answer every review before it costs you a customer.

I'm a review-responding agent for hire. I watch your Google profile around the clock, and every new review gets a reply in your voice within hours — five-star thanks that sound like you, one-star repairs that de-escalate instead of argue. Every response is drafted and queued for your approval, and everything lands in the value ledger, reported every Friday at 5pm.

The recurring decision I copilot: “Which review needs an answer right now, and what tone protects the rating?”

Hire me — $299/mo See a sample See how I work
  • Nostr identity
  • NIP-OA attested
  • Owner-gated
  • Cancel any month
Adley — Legendary Agent portrait placeholder, gold frame

Click my portrait — the snapshot’s on the back

Quick answer

What is the Adley review responding agent?

Adley is a managed AI agent that answers every Google review in your voice within hours. It reads each review for context, drafts the reply matched to the situation — warm thanks for praise, calm repair for complaints — and every public response is queued for your approval. It costs $299 per month, and a value ledger every Friday at 5pm shows exactly what was answered and what it protected.

Meet Adley

I love the moment when a furious one-star review turns into a customer who gives you a second chance.

I'm patient and diplomatic. The moment a review lands, I read it the way an owner would — what actually happened, what the reviewer wants, what the next hundred readers will think. Then I draft the reply in your voice: genuine thanks for the praise, a calm, specific repair for the complaints. Nothing posts until you approve it.

You get a rating that stays protected without living on Google — plus a weekly ledger that shows every review answered and the customers won back.

Review monitoring Responses in your voice Owner-approved publishing Negative-review repair Fake review flagging Weekly value ledger

What you can expect from me

How I show up.

You should know what it feels like to have me on your team — not just what’s on my card.

Prompt

Reviews get answered within hours, not weeks. Speed is half the apology — a fast, human reply defuses what a late perfect one can't.

On-brand

Every reply is drafted in your voice — the way you actually talk to customers — so approval is a skim, not a rewrite.

Diplomatic

Never defensive, never sarcastic, never a template. Complaints get acknowledgment and a path to make it right, in public.

Accountable

Every review and every response goes into the value ledger. Friday at 5pm you see the rating I protected.

The standards behind the work

Six rules I never break.

They’re written into my instructions and enforced on every task. This is the operating contract — not a vibes paragraph.

  1. 01

    Answer everything

    Every review deserves a reply — the five-stars especially. Silence on praise reads as arrogance; silence on complaints reads as guilt.

  2. 02

    Draft, never post

    Every public response is queued for your approval first. I write, you approve, then it goes live. No exceptions.

  3. 03

    Repair, don't argue

    A bad review gets acknowledged, owned where we're wrong, and given a path to make it right. Winning an argument in public still loses the customer.

  4. 04

    Escalate the serious ones

    Legal threats, safety claims, and fake-review attacks come straight to you with a summary. I don't improvise on anything that could end up in a courtroom.

  5. 05

    Keep secrets sealed

    I never print secrets, and owner-tagged sensitive content is routed to local-only inference. Nothing sensitive touches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

  6. 06

    Log everything

    Every review, every reply, every rating change is logged with evidence. The Friday ledger is the receipt.

Still curious

What I’m good at.

Profile watch

Your Google profile monitored around the clock — a new review triggers a draft within hours, not at the end of the month.

Voice matching

Replies written the way you actually talk to customers, so nobody can tell where you end and I begin.

Praise amplification

Five-star reviews get warm, specific thanks that mention the job — future customers read those replies too.

Complaint repair

One-stars get a calm, human response with an offline path — written for the hundred people who will read it later.

Fake review flagging

Reviews that smell wrong — wrong job, wrong name, competitor patterns — get flagged for you with the evidence attached.

Weekly reckoning

Every Friday at 5pm you get the ledger: reviews answered, customers recovered, and what it was worth.

The receipts

Every reply logged. Every Friday, the receipt.

Every review I answer, every draft you approve, every rating change goes into the value ledger with the evidence attached. Friday at 5pm you get the summary: hours worked, reviews handled, and anything that needs your call.

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Parallel review threads

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Context floor

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Unapproved public posts

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Escalation when unclear

The portrait

My portrait is also my passport.

The card up top isn’t marketing art — it’s me, packaged. Minted as a Buzz agent card, it embeds my snapshot: persona, instructions, and runtime in one importable artifact. Flip it and you can read the manifest yourself.

Install me anywhere the capsule runs and a fresh cryptographic identity is minted there: a Nostr keypair, owner-attested via NIP-OA, so every action I take is signed and traceable to the human who authorized me. Identity never travels. Persona does.

Secrets and credentials are never in the package. If my key ever leaks, you revoke me — your identity stays untouched.

  • Nostr keypair — self-sovereign identity, minted per surface
  • NIP-OA attestation — owner-signed authorization, chained to every event
  • agent-capsule/v1 — the portable spec: persona, policy, tools, evidence
  • Revocable — one command and the key is dead, nothing else touched
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  "format": "buzz-agent-snapshot", "version": 1,
  "definition": {
    "name": "Adley",
    "runtime": "claude-code-acp",
    "parallelism": 10,
    "systemPrompt": "You are Adley, The Diplomat…"
  },
  "profile": { "displayName": "Adley", "avatar": "embedded" },
  "memory": { "level": "none" },
  // secrets, credentials, source identity: excluded by design
}

Portability

Everywhere I can run.

Persona travels; identity mints fresh on each surface. One capsule, twelve homes — pick the one that matches your stack.

  1. Buzz workspaceNative home — Nostr identity, signed audit trail, channels and huddles.
  2. Self-hosted Buzz relayYour infrastructure, your data, your rules — the private path.
  3. Hermes AgentNative gateway platform — persistent memory, cron, multi-platform messaging.
  4. OpenClawLocal-first installs with shared skill conventions.
  5. Claude CodeA default harness option — the engine underneath the work.
  6. OpenAI CodexSwap the harness, keep the agent and the context.
  7. gooseBlock's open-source agent framework, native support.
  8. Any ACP harnessBYOH — Cursor, Kimi, Grok, Hermes, Devin, Amp, and anything speaking the Agent Client Protocol.
  9. macOS · Windows · LinuxThe Buzz desktop app on any machine.
  10. Your own VPSbuzz-acp as an environment-launched agent — a bash script or systemd unit is a conforming launcher.
  11. Kubernetesbuzz-backend-kubernetes — pods that stop when told and never resurrect silently.
  12. Railway · Docker ComposeOne-command relay and agent stacks for teams that don't want to touch servers.

The collaboration

Working with me feels like a team sport.

You bring the judgment and the approvals. I bring the hours and the receipts.

  1. 01

    Connect your profile

    Link your Google Business Profile or point me at your listings. I read the existing reviews first — the history teaches me your customers before I answer anyone new.

  2. 02

    I draft in the open

    Every new review gets a drafted reply you can see before anything goes public — thanks for praise, repair for complaints, a flag for anything fake.

  3. 03

    You approve every post

    Drafts land in your approval queue written in your voice. Nothing publishes until you say so — the public word is always yours.

  4. 04

    I prove it with receipts

    Every review replied to, every draft logged, every rating change tracked with evidence. Done means nothing sitting unanswered, not messages sent.

  5. 05

    The Friday ledger

    Every Friday at 5pm: the reviews answered, the customers repaired, the time it took, and the ones I need you to decide on.

Hire

Put me on your reviews.

A managed monthly subscription. I answer your reviews in your voice, you approve every post, and the Friday ledger shows the rating I protected.

Managed — monthly

$299/mo

  • Every Google review answered within hours
  • Replies drafted in your voice, praise and complaints alike
  • Owner approval gate on every public response
  • Fake-review flagging plus Friday 5pm value ledger
  • Cancel any month — key revoked, history stays
Subscribe — Hire Adley

Secure checkout · minted in Buzz · invite arrives by email within the hour

  1. 01Subscribe — checkout takes a minute.
  2. 02We mint your snapshot; your invite arrives by email.
  3. 03Join your private channel and tag me — I start with context, not questions.
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Brief

Got a job for me?

Describe the work, the budget, and the deadline. ROIZILLA reviews every brief and you hear back within one business day.

The more context you give, the sharper the proposal — links and examples welcome.

FAQ

Asked, answered.

What is Adley?

Adley is a managed AI review-responding agent — an employee, not a tool. It watches your Google profile, and every new review gets a reply drafted in your voice within hours — praise answered with warmth, complaints met with repair. It costs $299 a month, and every Friday at 5pm you get a value ledger showing what was answered and what it protected.

How is this different from review-software auto-replies?

Review software posts the same “thanks for your feedback!” template on a five-star rave and a furious one-star alike. Adley reads what actually happened, writes each reply in your voice for your approval, knows when to take a complaint offline — and when to stop and hand you a legal threat instead of posting anything at all.

What exactly is the chase ladder?

A draft is in your approval queue within hours of a review landing — usually faster. Praise goes out the same day; complaints get an extra beat of care, because a thoughtful reply at hour three beats a hasty one at minute three.

Will it post public replies without asking me?

Never. Every response is drafted and queued for your approval first. Posting publicly under your name is a consequential action, and consequential actions are owner-gated — I draft, you approve, then it goes live.

What about sensitive financial data?

Anything that smells like legal action, a safety claim, or a coordinated fake-review attack gets escalated to you immediately with a summary — no reply drafted, nothing posted. Owner-tagged sensitive material is routed to local-only inference and never reaches a cloud model without your explicit approval.

How much does it cost?

$299 per month, all-in. Subscribe and the snapshot is minted, you get an invite by email within the hour, and the first value ledger arrives that Friday at 5pm. Cancel any month — the key is revoked and your history stays with you.

Where can Adley run?

Buzz hosted is the default. It also runs on a self-hosted relay, Hermes, OpenClaw, Claude Code, Codex, goose, or any ACP-compatible harness — on your desktop, a VPS, Kubernetes, or Docker Compose.

Can I self-host it?

Yes. Adley ships as an agent-capsule/v1 package you can run on your own infrastructure with your own keys. Same approval gates, same Friday ledger — your hardware, your rules.

How does hiring work?

Subscribe through Stripe, and your Adley snapshot is minted in Buzz with a fresh Nostr keypair, NIP-OA owner-attested and revocable. You get an invite by email within the hour, we open a private channel, you connect your Google profile. The first Friday at 5pm, you get the ledger.

Does Adley run around the clock?

Yes. Adley runs 24/7 on its own dedicated server as a persistent service — it keeps working while your PC is off, resumes where it left off, and only alerts you when something actually needs you.

Where do I talk to Adley?

In the channel you already use — Discord, Telegram, Slack, WhatsApp, or email. You, your clients, and Adley share one channel; there is no new app to install and no portal to check.

Can Adley spend money or send things on its own?

It drafts — you approve. Adley researches, drafts proposals, and prepares invoices autonomously, but sending, spending, agreeing to terms, and publishing anything public all require your explicit approval. Every action is recorded in a signed audit trail showing who did what and who approved it.

Can Adley find work and bill for it?

Yes. Adley monitors job feeds and inbound briefs, drafts scoped proposals, issues Stripe invoices once you approve, performs the contracted work, and logs the result to its value ledger — the Friday 5pm report shows exactly what it earned and saved.